February 17, 2016
About the author : Earth to Ethereal: Eclectic and Eccentric, Spiritual and Sublime When it comes right down to it, I guess I just really enjoy sharing the human experience, whether through writing stories and poems which, hopefully, resonate with readers or by following the path to a simpler, more earth-friendly lifestyle. Thanks for sharing the experience with me!
That’s right. I’m pretty proud of my homely beauty. I love that many of the products from my beauty routine come right from my home. In fact, most the things I’m wearing on my face today are edible. No, I don’t eat the leftovers.
Prove it, you say? But of course. Here’s a summary of my daily beauty routine:
If I’m feeling a little rough around the edges, I start with a sugar scrub to buff away the sins of old. (You can make a basic one by mixing a little white and brown sugar with olive oil and honey.)
Then, I shower with one of my homemade soaps (featured on my youtube channel). While these incorporate such ingredients as coconut milk, oatmeal, green tea, or pumpkin puree, a super-simple soap could be made with just olive oil, distilled water, and lye (100% sodium hydroxide). Another option is to dilute a castile soap like Dr. Bronner’s and use that in place of shower gel.
After showering, I slather on one of my homemade body butters, but another option would be to use a small amount of high-quality, plant-based oil, such as extra virgin olive oil or grapeseed oil. Coconut oil is another favorite, but some people (myself included), find it drying when used alone.
Before continuing, I should warn you things are about to get a little bizarre (or maybe bizarre-er). For my deodorant, in order to avoid villainous aluminum and other additives, I use … don’t laugh … plain Milk of Magnesia. (*NOTE: Some brands add Sodium Hypochlorite–aka bleach–as a preservative, but I’d definitely stick to the ones which contain only Magnesium Hydroxide and water.) Okay, you can laugh–especially when I add that I sometimes need to help along the drying with my hairdryer. If you happen to give this a try and are less than successful at first, you might want to go through an armpit detox. I haven’t tried it yet, but I hear it works wonders. Are you laughing again?
After my questionable deodorizing, I swipe on a little witch hazel as my facial toner. It’s not only all-natural and non-drying, but also cheap. I have to admit, though, it can be slightly embarrassing to buy witch hazel (the main ingredient in hemorrhoid medications, I believe), along with Milk of Magnesia (a digestive-ailment cure) and the castor oil I use in making lip balms (another digestive-ailment cure) all in the same shopping trip. You’ve been warned, in case you decide to shop similarly.
Time to finish where we started, with my mostly-edible face. Recently, I’ve dabbled in making up my own makeup (see what I did there?) My powder foundation is a mix of colloidal oatmeal with a hint of cocoa powder and turmeric for color. My eyeliner is made of activated charcoal powder, mixed with a little arrowroot powder. The color of this could be softened with a litle cocoa powder, but I find it works well as is, especially when applied with a narrow brush just along the eyelashes. This could also work as an eyeshadow, particularly if you’re going for a smoky effect, but my eyeshadows tend to be lighter, more natural shades, made from a base of eye-safe mica, mixed with some arrowroot and cocoa powders. My blush is comprised of hibiscus powder (ground from the flowers–I purchased it this way), plus some cocoa powder to tone down the color and a little arrowroot to smooth out the mix. My lip balm, also on my youtube channel, includes the previously-mentioned castor oil, as well as honey, coconut oil, cocoa powder, etc. Like I said, my face is only mostly edible … although, it might smell good enough to eat.
Before we leave the topic of food, there are of course some other tried-and-true home remedies, such as the face-adoring combo of an oatmeal and honey mask or using yogurt and eggs to make hair shiny and happy. Also, hasn’t flat beer been recommended as a hair treatment since the ’70s?
The moral of this story is: choose what you will for your beauty routine, but remember, you don’t have to look far for homely beauty. At least I don’t.
*As always, use your own best judgment in figuring out what works for you. I’m not a medical professional and this blog is offered as a reference only. Any questions you have regarding the information presented here should be directed to your doctor.
May 28, 2017